Stark Ravings

I randomly recalled that I once went for a full body massage. Alone. yes yes, how peculiar. Knowing that I'm the dependent sort who can never do things on my own. Since it was a full body massage I had to be naked the whole time, and it felt pretty awkward. Especially when i'm alone, secluded and intimidated by all those other people around me (who had clothes on, unlike me). So I guess I didn't enjoy the massage to the max. In other words I've wasted my mother's money. like, 60 bucks? lol.

Speakin of living the high life, if I could perfect myself up not caring about any costs, I'd kill to go for these surgeries:

1) Porcelain Veneers. I think everyone knows (and its so obvious) that I have front teeth that sticks out like the bristles on a comb does. But, I'm not keen on wearing those braces for what, 2 years? I wouldn't ever have to kiss my future boyfriend then or he'd just feel like he's kissing an egg beater. So, Porcelain veneers are my answer for instant orthodontics to having that "Hollywood" smile. =D

2) Cure for sweaty palms and feet. This too, everyone is aware, my palms and feet are uncontrollably sweaty all the time. Thanks to some overactivity of my idiotic sweat glands. Ugh. and it pisses me off so bad. I can't even don my newly bought peep toe heels cos they'll slip off when my feet start to sweat!! So, I'd like to go for this surgery in future, no matter what it takes.

3) Lasik Eye Surgery. Though I'm already using contact lenses almost permanently, it definitely is still a pain to fork out that 78 dollars every 6 months. And, wearing contacts provide the risk of contracting all sorts of eye diseases e.g. cataracts and so on. And, putting on every single day would mean stretching of your eyes every single day, despite the many warnings about how thin the skin at the eyes are and we should carefully and cautiously remove our eye make up? Putting on contacts would then defeat the whole purpose then.

That's all I can't think of for now.. Maybe in future I may even wish to go for a brow lift, or somethin. LOL. gotta do my ITM report now. Ciao