Stark Ravings

Heard from my dad last night that back in his juvenile days, a prostitute lived opposite his family in his kampong. One day the prostitude moved out/got raid. can't remember which was it. So my dad and his friends went over to rummage through their remnants. Upon probing, their eyes chanced onto chocolates. They were elated, but after opening them, those "chocolates" turned out to be condoms disguised as chocolates; enclosed in chocolate wrappers. lol. My father and his friends were intrigued thinking they had found a new toy. They proceeded to play with the condoms in all sorts of ways - they filled the condoms up with water, hung them onto a tree and used a their catapults to hit them. o_O

I've forgotten the rest but I remember myself laughing hysterically as my dad told them to us. haha

My brother says that during field camp, they use condoms to contain their water FOR CONSUMPTION. They claim their water bottles are even dirtier than the condoms. OMFG. I couldn't be more repulsed. Downing water immersed with lubricant?? EWW