Stark Ravings

Afew random funny thoughts ran into my mind yesterday and I was laughing my ass off. The rest of the Spastic 5 were like, huh? One by one they said 'whats up with her?'

Here's what I remembered and laughed about - my past. but they aren't really far back. Chronological order:

1) My mum made me wear new spectacles that were horridly ugly. I insisted on wearing my old specs in school so my friends wouldn't laugh at me. I'd bring 2 pairs of specs to school. One; the ugly one on my face already cos my dad fetches me to school. The other; in my bag so as soon I enter school I'll change my specs. HARHAHRHARH

2) Elaine, Huiwen and I didn't have any digital camera back then and we'd die to have clear pictures to put at Friendster. Finally there was once, my sis left her digital cam at home so I told Huiwen and Elaine that here's our chance to take photographs of ourselves. Then, theydolled themselves up; put on makeup and wore nice clothes and came over to my place just to take pictures. HAHAH. My mum then came home and saw us. She asked, 'why are they dressed up so nicely? they're only coming to our house what.' LOLLOOL

3) Huiwen and I were at sentosa once and I burped really loudly!! Then a group of guys nearby turned to look at us!! OMGWTFFF...................... even when i think of this now i'll burst into laughter and laugh for at least 5mins

And recently I've been making a fool out of myself doing utterly silly stuff:

1) I was out and I carried my mini totte black bag. Finally only on the way home, i realised there was ANOTHER mini black bag in the bag that I was already carrying. I've been carrying 2 bags all these while and I didn't realise despite the amount of times I stuffed my hand in and grabbed my phone/wallet =.=

2) At Dover mrt, my school train station. Naturally there'll be loads of people at the station. I stupidly attempted to tap my card at the gantry that CLEARLY had the cross sign. Meaning the card can only be tapped from the OTHER side. I dumbly stood there and tried many many times with a puzzled look on my face. When I finally realised it was the wrong gantry, many ppl were looking at me alrdy. =.=

3) Just this morning, I was about to get into my dad's car. But the door was still locked. Finally I heard the unlocking call. So I assumed the door has been unlocked so I tried again and again to open the door. But apparently it was still locked so I couldn't get it open. THEN, i realised that unlocking call came from ANOTHER car. =.=

4) When i was walking to school my shoe slipped off ma feet. yes, ppl looked at me. =.=


5) AND TODAY I BROUGHT THE WRONG BOOK FOR CPPA. I accidentally took out my math book and today there isn't even maths lesson =.=

But, after meeting Elaine ytd I feel comforted that when it comes to making a fool out of myself, I'm not alone. Heres wad she told me ytd abt her:

1) She took the wrong escalator and when she reached the top there was the usual big hole and a man was inside repairing the escalator!! HAHAHAH. she had to leap across the hole. =ppp

2) She unknowingly ran into a swarm of flies. HAHAHAH

3) She ever once contemplated caning her fish. and i mean CANE. using that stick to hit it. =.=

4) And finally I remembered this of Elaine : In secondary sch she was sleeping in class. Oswald saw her sleeping and slammed her table real hard and quickly pretended he did nothing. HAHAHA. she woke up with a fright with looked around, and asked me in shock,' what happened?!?' LOLOLOLLOL